Legion

Oh good lord, where do I begin. There is almost nothing good about this movie. What a shame considering the cast is phenomenal and there was some potential with the story line. It was a failure all around. I have no idea what the plot was, or what the goal of the plot was. Gabriel and Michael are angels sent down to earth to punish humans for taking advantage of God's will or something. There is one pregnant lady whose child is going to save humanity. We don't know who the father is, who she is, or why this kid is special. There's a random collection of people who show up at a diner in the middle of nowhere and fight together to protect an unborn child who will save them all.

Michael the angel has decided he wants to go against God and fight on the side of the humans. Gabriel the angel is doing what daddy says and they square off. Michael dies, goes to heaven and then COMES BACK. Seriously, stabbing an angel with a sword maybe not the best tactic? So the trailer park lady gives birth to her baby, then moments later is back in fighting form, racing around, scaling mountains and seemingly in no pain and not showing an signs of having given birth. New Jesus's mom, the mildly retarded mechanic who she has been living with (not the baby daddy but he loves her) and a random teenage girl are driving away from Gabriel while he flies at that and tries to kill them. They finally manage to shake Gabriel while flipping the car. New mom and newborn baby are naturally fine despite not wearing seat belts. The healthy teenage girl somehow died, but despite being a main character throughout the movie, mechanic man simply says "Is she?" and trailer mom shakes her head no. So we clearly don't care about anyone.

Michael has come back, kills Gabriel, all is well, the happy WT family stands on a cliff with their new Jesus baby who will save the world. Pretty sure I didn't miss anything.