I'm an equal opportunity hater of hypocrites. Political, musical, what have you. I go to the gym every morning and prefer to run to music rather than the news. I surf through several channels and often end up on CMT because they have the fewest commercials, and I don't mind country music. Gretchen Wilson who I have just discovered I really like, has a song dedicated to southern women and their superiority to the little twigs in California with their fake boobs and tiny waists. But she sings it wearing a tiny bikini, with a tiny waist and perfect body. Really? This is your argument that you're a real woman unlike the Paris Hiltons of the world? Say what you will about Paris Hilton (and I have plenty to say on that), she doesn't have fake boobs either. Give Gretchen a little dog and take off her hat and what's the difference? Gretchen sings about southern women not being afraid to eat fried chicken, but doesn't look like she's more than smelled it in a hot decade. The lyrics don't match the image GiGi. Real men want a real woman. Provide she looks slammin in a bikini and parades around in one all day. There is an actual lyric bashing "California Girls" for having no meat on their bones! Where is Gretchens???
California Girls
Well I ain't never had a problem with California
There's a lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona
But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya
Strutin' around in their size zeros,
Skinny little girls no meat on their bones
Never even heard of George Jones
CHORUS
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
With her big fake smile and her painted on tan
Never had a chance at a real man
(chorus X2)
There's a lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona
But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya
Strutin' around in their size zeros,
Skinny little girls no meat on their bones
Never even heard of George Jones
CHORUS
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
With her big fake smile and her painted on tan
Never had a chance at a real man
(chorus X2)
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