Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Bad Girls Club on Oxygen


I don't normally watch this show because I don't get Oxygen in Chicago (stupid RCN). But I'm at my momma's in Missouri and it's all that's on right now. The show is fun. I'm enjoying it. But I can't help but laugh that it's called the Bad Girls Club, and these bitches continuously explain to the cameras how bad they are and what makes them so bad. By definition they are not that bad if they have to explain it ad nauseum. Sort of like how I'm constantly telling people how funny I am. No one seems to understand it, or agree, but I keep telling them. I get it. I'm clearly not that funny. I am however an amazing blogger and movie reviewer. RIGHT?

These girls aren't bad. What they are is trashy, immature, and disrespectful. If someone makes a joke and puts a rubber rat under your bed, and your retaliation is to bleach all their clothes - you aren't "bad", you're an adolescent. They're all sluts, so I suppose if you want to call that "bad", they are. They also try really hard. They drink excessively and they all smoke. Ooooo, you're bad!! I'm not sure what I think would qualify as bad girls, but I'm guessing it's something illegal. Working in porn or as a prostitute. Getting in real fights, and not punching a bitch because she refuses to carry a raft for you. These are silly little girls. But I am enjoying watching them try to prove how bad they are.

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